cant wait to head back home
Brett Favre reacts after being selected by the Atlanta Falcons with the 33rd overall pick of the 1991 NFL Draft. Favre would be traded to the Packers a year later where he would become one of the league’s all-time top quarterbacks. Who from the 2012 Draft will be a future Hall of Famer? Time will tell. (AP)
GALLERY: Historic Photos of the NFL Draft
KING: Thoughts on first round of draft
PAULINE: Breaking down each team’s picks
(Source: tastefullyoffensive)
A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little gray hair he had left. “Amazing,” he thought as he flew down I-94, pushing the pedal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a state trooper behind him, lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mp…h, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, “What am I doing? I’m too old for this,” and pulled over to await the trooper’s arrival. Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch, and said, “Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I’ve never heard before, I’ll let you go.”
The old gentleman paused. Then he said, “Years ago, my wife
ran off with a State trooper. I thought you were bringing her back.”
“Have a good day, sir,” replied the trooper.
Win.
